Why are House of Frasier so angry at me? I haven’t done anything to them. I don’t think I own them, I haven’t told them what to say, I haven’t told them what to do. They keep appearing on my telly and shouting at me and banging their forks on the table and flicking their arms at me like they’re trying desperately to flick off some particularly sticky snot. I’m being shouted at for no particular reason.

If I’m being honest, I’m not entirely sure what House Of Frasier sell. Maybe that’s why they’re angry at me; my ignorance infuriates them, it infuriates many of the people that know me. I do remember things being available at Binns, Rackhams and House Of Frasier, but I don’t remember what things were available at Binns, Rackhams and House of Frasier. I don’t know what Binns and Rackhams sell either, so I guess I’ve pissed those guys of as well.

I guess I’ll have to apologise without being sure what I’m apologising for.



2 thoughts on “I Like Frasier, but not his house.

  1. Binns….now there’s a blast from the past. The only Binns I knew was in Sunderland and I only ever went there when I visited my Grandparents. They sold everything from French knickers (in finest polyester) to books by James Herbert.

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