Smirking, and a potential remedy for the social ills that can follow

I am, amongst my many other debilitating personality traits and childish behavior issues, a smirker. I am a grinner and Continue reading →

A Business Idea (Yet another scatologically themed post, my god, why doesn’t he just see a therapist)

I was looking at a blog post the other night (details below, don’t panic, I’m a sharer, probably an oversharer, Continue reading →

A Mystery Man’s Car Adventures and Happy Birthday to my Brother

A very handsome man was driving back home along a motorway one afternoon. He had been away from home overnight Continue reading →

Of Gnomes and Magic Gophers

Toppknott the Gnome put his wheelbarrow to the ground and said to his friend Kindling, “Caught anything?” “No, there’s nothing Continue reading →

An Early Contender for poop of the year.

(note: the title is a fairly literal explanation on what is about to be revealed below, so please feel free Continue reading →