From The Archive, Again

(I’m moving house, so we’re trying to reduce, recycle and throw away as much as we can, and the pile Continue reading →

A Happy Video-Message-Free Birthday to you

Facebook told me that a friend had a birthday today. It was an old friend from a few iterations of Continue reading →

On the Extranious Word In the Phrase ‘Tuna Fish’ – a Ditty.

(a Noel Cowardy kind of affair, may be a bit of ‘Why Can’t A Woman Be More Like a Man’ Continue reading →

A Tiny Poolsode rebellion

So, I was swimming, an activity not too hindered by my lack of natural grace and lack of lack of Continue reading →

A Blatent Plug For Handsome Jonny C

Good Evening All, Every year, the ever-beautiful Mrs Lomas (the wife, not mother or sister-in-law, who are also beautiful, but Continue reading →

A Business Idea (Yet another scatologically themed post, my god, why doesn’t he just see a therapist)

I was looking at a blog post the other night (details below, don’t panic, I’m a sharer, probably an oversharer, Continue reading →

Human Being Comes Out As Continuing To Be A Human Being

A human being, one of several billion, and therefore susceptible to an almost limitless number of variations, came out as continuing Continue reading →

An Early Contender for poop of the year.

(note: the title is a fairly literal explanation on what is about to be revealed below, so please feel free Continue reading →