A Happy Video-Message-Free Birthday to you

Facebook told me that a friend had a birthday today. It was an old friend from a few iterations of Continue reading →

Rhymin’ Time

Little Fishy Hatch Little Fishy; you need to break out to be free. Eat Up Little Fishy; get as big Continue reading →

On the Extranious Word In the Phrase ‘Tuna Fish’ – a Ditty.

(a Noel Cowardy kind of affair, may be a bit of ‘Why Can’t A Woman Be More Like a Man’ Continue reading →

A Business Idea (Yet another scatologically themed post, my god, why doesn’t he just see a therapist)

I was looking at a blog post the other night (details below, don’t panic, I’m a sharer, probably an oversharer, Continue reading →

I am bereft of linear thought structures, so please find attached a loosely assembled series of asides and deviations.

Last night I was finishing an OU essay until some stupid time in the morning, and throughout this young Continue reading →

The Short Reign of the Bug King

One day, under the great green stalks of the grasslands, two bugs bumped into each other quite accidentally. Under the Continue reading →

A Spooky Message from the Afterlife. Ooooooh!

Do you know the worst thing about being dead? It’s not the necrophiles. They do creep me out, but I’m Continue reading →