From The Archive, Again

(I’m moving house, so we’re trying to reduce, recycle and throw away as much as we can, and the pile Continue reading →

A Happy Video-Message-Free Birthday to you

Facebook told me that a friend had a birthday today. It was an old friend from a few iterations of Continue reading →

Rhymin’ Time

Little Fishy Hatch Little Fishy; you need to break out to be free. Eat Up Little Fishy; get as big Continue reading →

A Mouse Not Called Mickey

I got to my office desk the other morning after trying to simultaneously complete an OU essay and breaking the Continue reading →

A Mystery Man’s Car Adventures and Happy Birthday to my Brother

A very handsome man was driving back home along a motorway one afternoon. He had been away from home overnight Continue reading →

Human Being Comes Out As Continuing To Be A Human Being

A human being, one of several billion, and therefore susceptible to an almost limitless number of variations, came out as continuing Continue reading →

The Tiring Of Emily Treat

The harsh strip lighting now became screamingly and painfully intense, stinging her eyes, making them fill with acidic salty water. Continue reading →

Of Gnomes and Magic Gophers

Toppknott the Gnome put his wheelbarrow to the ground and said to his friend Kindling, “Caught anything?” “No, there’s nothing Continue reading →