From The Archive, Again

(I’m moving house, so we’re trying to reduce, recycle and throw away as much as we can, and the pile Continue reading →

A Happy Video-Message-Free Birthday to you

Facebook told me that a friend had a birthday today. It was an old friend from a few iterations of Continue reading →

On the Extranious Word In the Phrase ‘Tuna Fish’ – a Ditty.

(a Noel Cowardy kind of affair, may be a bit of ‘Why Can’t A Woman Be More Like a Man’ Continue reading →

A Tiny Poolsode rebellion

So, I was swimming, an activity not too hindered by my lack of natural grace and lack of lack of Continue reading →

A Mouse Not Called Mickey

I got to my office desk the other morning after trying to simultaneously complete an OU essay and breaking the Continue reading →

A Mystery Man’s Car Adventures and Happy Birthday to my Brother

A very handsome man was driving back home along a motorway one afternoon. He had been away from home overnight Continue reading →

Of Gnomes and Magic Gophers

Toppknott the Gnome put his wheelbarrow to the ground and said to his friend Kindling, “Caught anything?” “No, there’s nothing Continue reading →

Big Fingers. Pale Throat. Little Smoking Gun

His big fingers wrapped around her throat. His look was not of evil or cruelty, but of fear and panic. Continue reading →