From the Archive (1997, apparently); Two rhymes concerning eggs.
Oh, Noble Egg-man Oh noble Egg-man Why have you not come? You have left all my eggs here again Continue reading
156 Words that have little or nothing to do with the upcoming New Year, but Happy New Year anyway
Two great ancient tribes met on a frozen lake in the freezing Saskachewing land in the immense frozen north. These two Continue reading
Tools
Congratulations of buying your new Hitem Hammer. I can see that you have taken your Hitem Hammer out of its Continue reading
I may have cribbed some of this, Ben. Just enough, Ben, Just Enough
I was called into a high powered business meeting at the last minute. There were elephants in the room, strategy Continue reading
After The Rapture
What if after the rapture There might be more laughter, For those turned away at Heaven’s Pearly Gates? Would it Continue reading
Somewhere in the end Credits
One too many packs of cigarettes a week. Two too many shots of bourbon a night. Three too many lines Continue reading
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