A Business Idea (Yet another scatologically themed post, my god, why doesn’t he just see a therapist)
I was looking at a blog post the other night (details below, don’t panic, I’m a sharer, probably an oversharer, Continue reading
A Mystery Man’s Car Adventures and Happy Birthday to my Brother
A very handsome man was driving back home along a motorway one afternoon. He had been away from home overnight Continue reading
The Tiring Of Emily Treat
The harsh strip lighting now became screamingly and painfully intense, stinging her eyes, making them fill with acidic salty water. Continue reading
Of Gnomes and Magic Gophers
Toppknott the Gnome put his wheelbarrow to the ground and said to his friend Kindling, “Caught anything?” “No, there’s nothing Continue reading
I am bereft of linear thought structures, so please find attached a loosely assembled series of asides and deviations.
Last night I was finishing an OU essay until some stupid time in the morning, and throughout this young Continue reading
Big Fingers. Pale Throat. Little Smoking Gun
His big fingers wrapped around her throat. His look was not of evil or cruelty, but of fear and panic. Continue reading
The Short Reign of the Bug King
One day, under the great green stalks of the grasslands, two bugs bumped into each other quite accidentally. Under the Continue reading
A small story about flinty rocks, soft voices and red fruit.
There was a girl. She had thin black hair and large sad eyes which often shadowed darkly. She lived near Continue reading
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